Man of the Wilderness

Hello there! This weekend Mom and Dad took me to pretend camping. That's when you go hang out at a campsite with the Jaycees but don't spend the night. For some reason, they didn't think I would be good at sleeping in a tent.

The best thing about camping was digging in the dirt. Between my drool, the dirt, the stickiness of dinner,  and the smell of camp smoke on my clothes, I was ripe for a bath at the end of the evening. But I don't care, I love to be dirty and I know nothing of these "germs" others speak about.

Paige and Brendan have a pop-up camper. I had a great time opening and shutting its door and dragging their broom outside.

After dinner we made s'mores. They live up to their name!

Speaking of nature, we have 13 year cicadas going off. These crazy bugs live in the ground for 13 years and then come out and make more noise than a troop of toddlers on a rampage. They are supposed to go away in a few weeks and will come back in 2024. I'll be causing all kinds of new trouble then.

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